This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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