playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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