she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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