I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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