i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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