Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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