saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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