Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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