just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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