All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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