That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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