So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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