how can u be prego again
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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