i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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