I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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