Sponge bath it is.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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