I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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