i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This is the high leading the old right now
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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