Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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