Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
