Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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