First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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