sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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