Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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