I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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