Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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