You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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