your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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