U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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