I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
dude. I can hear the air.
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