This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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