So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I have demons in me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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