that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
