I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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