i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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