who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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