Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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