This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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