I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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