508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
