Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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