I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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