I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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