Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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