You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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