Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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