Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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