first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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