well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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