Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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